There are a lot of funny injury jokes circulating on the Web. Here’s a small sampling of just three. Vote for your favorite by leaving a comment in the box below.

Bubba’s Injury, from The Humor House:

Bubba decided to visit Colorado to do something he could never do back home … snow skiing.
Unfortunately for Bubba, before he was even able to make it up the hill, he was knocked unconscious by the chairlift.
As soon as he could, he called his insurance company from the hospital only to be told that they were refusing to cover his injury.
"What do you mean?!?" Bubba screamed. "Why wouldn’t you cover an injury like this?"
"You got hit in the head with a chairlift," the insurance rep. explained. "That makes you a moron … and we consider that to be a pre-existing condition."
Massaging the Golfer, from Half the Deck:
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me," she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, noooo… I’ll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage his privates.

She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

He replied still in agony, "It feels great, but it doesn’t do a thing for my thumb. It still hurts like hell!"

Lawyer’s Personal Injury, from Aha Jokes:
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I’m an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I’m sorry, I’m really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell ‘fore’."

"I’ll take it," the attorney said.

 
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