We’ve all heard some pretty funny sports jokes. Here are a few. Vote for your favorite in the comments box below, or add your favorite joke to the list!

 

Cold Balls, from SoccerJokes.com:

An American visitor to England watched his very first football match and was struck by the differences between English and American football.
After the match he fell into conversation with one of the English players and remarked, ‘You know, over in the States, our players wear thick protective clothing. You guys must be frozen stiff in those light clothes.’
‘It’s not so bad,’ said the Englishman. ‘Sometimes the ground is covered in snow.’
‘You don’t say!’ exclaimed the American. ‘What do you do about the balls? Paint them red?’
‘Oh, no,’ said the player. ‘We just wear an extra pair of shorts.’
 
Old Hockey Injury, from California Injury Prevention Network:
Andy came to work one day, limping terribly. His co-worker, Josh, asked Andy what had happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Josh said, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."

Andy responded, "No I don’t. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television."

 
NFL Team Names, from Aha Jokes:
When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

AFC West:

Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks

 

AFC Central:

Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels

Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns

Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers

Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers

 

AFC East:

Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils

Buffalo Spills

Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts

Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins

Miami Soft Ones

New England Patriots - New England Patsys

New York Jets - New York Pets

New York Not Yets

 

NFC West:

Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons

New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint’s

Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs

San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners

 

NFC Central:

Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs

Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin’s

Detroit Kittens

Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers

Green Bay Slackers

Green Bay Whackers

Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes

Minnesota ViQueens

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers

 

NFC East:

Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals

Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls

Dallas Cowpie

New York Giants - New York Midgets

Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles

Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins

 

Expansion Teams:

Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can’t-thers

Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars

 

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