Superheroes of the world, take notice! Forget about the baterang or spiderwebs. Yes, the newest tool in the vigilante’s utility belt is the wedgie- in Salt Lake City, at least.

I’m proud to say this one came from my neck of the woods. Yvonne Morris of Salt Lake City, the wife of a Special Forces member in Iraq, caught a robber breaking into a car belonging to her co-worker. She confronted the man, and he ran. But rather than let the police catch him, the woman chased the man down. She grabbed his shirt and jacket, which he wriggled out of. With only one option left, she says, "I gave him a good wedgie. That was the only thing available to grab on to."

The suspect went down, and the woman proceeded to headlock the suspect until authorities arrived. The suspect was booked into Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property, and warrants. No details are available concerning any, uh, injuries the suspect may have sustain while being apprehended, but, having survived high school, I have a few ideas.

While I am in no way promoting vigilante justice, I do believe that if you are going to take out the bad guys, you should do it in style and with maximum humiliation. Kudos to Yvonne Morris for a job well, and stylishly, done!

I’ll leave it to your imagination to decide how this story fits into Injury.com.
 



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