According to the most recent news from across the country, Hulk Hogan is putting his name on the 2008 presidential ticket, running as an Independent. He made the announcement just weeks after the news broke that he was cheating on his wife with his daughter’s friend.

The man who charged into a fifth grade classroom in Portsmouth, Ohio, and attempted to kill his estranged wife, the teacher of the class, shot himself during a stand-off with police later the same day, on February 7, 2008.