Valentine's Day

Love, the Law, & Valentine’s Day

Love makes us do funny things, and sometimes it involves the law.

Love makes us do funny things.   

When it comes to matters of the heart, our thought process can often be blurred. Logical, intelligent thought sometimes takes a back seat when there’s uncertainty with a potential love interest. Sometimes when we’re not sure how someone feels about us, we jump to conclusions. 

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, here’s a couple reasons why your crush may not be texting you back.

Possible reason #1: He's experimenting with magic.

Did you know that a man once sued Bud Light’s parent company for $10k for emotional and physical damages? He claimed that the TV commercial was misleading because drinking a 6-pack failed to transport him to a tropical island with models.

Possible reason #2: She’s having a bad hair day.

A woman sued her salon for $6k because the hair-straightening treatment she received caused her hair to fall out in clumps. 

There’s a famous saying that goes, “don’t try out new hairdressers before a date. It’s just not worth it.”

Possible reason #3: She’s stuck on the toilet.

Did you know a woman once sued Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort for physical damages and won $1.2 million after the toilet she was sitting on collapsed?

Possible reason #4: He can’t look away from the screen.

After claiming to have experienced a rapid spike in blood pressure and severe dizziness from watching Fear Factor, a man sued NBC. He said the popular show’s graphic nature caused him to fall and hit his head while exiting the room.  

A man brought his pants into a dry cleaner to have them altered. However, the dry cleaner told him that they had misplaced them upon picking them up. Eventually, the man sued the dry cleaner for $67 million.  

He did not win. He also never got his mojo back 😥

Don’t give up on love

There might be a lot more reasons your crush or love interest isn’t getting back to you. Sometimes the best thing to do besides texting them again and maybe again is exercising a little patience. Or, be understanding. And you could also text someone else, for that matter. 

The cases mentioned in the story are real and were chosen to add a bit of humor for the Valentine’s Day holiday. Each individual felt they’d been injured in some way. If you’re injured due to someone else’s negligence, you don’t have to deal with it alone. A skilled personal injury law firm can assist you.

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